She's tall, loves revision, and has been working late the past few weeks.* I was so tired this morning that I forgot my coffee.
You get the idea. Rather than give you more excuses, I hope to earn your forgiveness by the following:
Please go read it and have a good laugh. Then come back and tell me where you are in the critique process and how you handle it.
*Yes, my apartment looks like I've been working late the past few weeks.